Many Thanks for Pie & Cute Babies... (But not critical parents)

Ah, for once, my belly is about to explode from this year's feast. When I woke up and saw that it was 7:00, I thought, "HAH! It is seven o'clock, but I don't have to get ready for school. I can just sleep in all day. Well, not literally... At 8:01 I was up and getting a breakfast of Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Just last night our relatives arrived. (Well, not all of them, if it was, we would each be having one slice of turkey and a tiny sliver of pie.) They had just had an adorable baby, and we were all so exstatic about seeing him. In fact, Cody, Curtis, and I waited for two hours. We decided to go home, then while we were eating dinner, they arrived. We all ran outside to hug everyone and smile at the baby. (Just so you know, it was Wesley from an earlier post. Read it, and you'll know who he is. The post has his name in it.) Well, apparently babies are born with a black hole around them. Everyone gets sucked into the cuteness of the baby. So, after eating breakfast and doing a long Nerf war with Zach and Curty, Cody and I went down to the park to play at our friends' "Turkey Bowl". Well it turns out that they had held it at 9:00. (We went there at 10:30) Well, as you probably guessed, we were infuriated! When they held it, some people could still be in bed! So, we went home discouraged. We were sent back to the park with our little brothers so they could stay out of the way of the adults while they were cooking Thanksgiving Dinch. (That's a dinner that's served at lunchtime.) Well, we spent less than 15 minutes there before Eli, refusing to where a helmet while riding his bike, fell off and banged his head. He refused also to have me walk him home, but I tagged along to show that I would not let him walk home by himself. Well, I went right back to get everyone home because it was starting to rain. We got home when it was nearly an hour before Dinch was ready. Well, we finally sat down to eat after cleaning the whole kitchen to the best Thanksgiving Dinch I've ever eaten. After we all were stuffed to the breaking point, Mom said that we would be having pie in a few hours. All the kids marched down to watch Kung Fu Panda. After finishing, we all marched back upstairs to have pie. Well, Dad said that we would have to clean the whole kitchen AGAIN before we had pie. I loaded the dishes and washed some pans. Well, I was doing a pretty good job when my dad trudged in looking to criticize someone. He promptly walks over to me and starts showing me a strange, stupid way to wash pans. I was doing better on my own, but he insisted I do it that way. When it was time for pie, he purposely made me serve everyone, then be served last! He also said that I would never be served first again. I got my pie, ate it, then, without a glance at Dad, walked down here to check blogs and post about Thanksgiving. I hope everyone else had a better Thanksgiving than I did.

Blog Lists

Alright, there is something very wrong with the blogging universe. My blog list is not listing the new posts that have been created! Also, there seems to be a blogging slump in the universe too! Even the long-poster Jenny Julander has not posted in over a week! We need to start blogging people!... Oh wait. There we go!

Awards

Hey everyone. I was just wondering, what do you think the category that would best suit my blog for the bloggers choice awards should be? Also, if I ran for it, would you vote for me? I have always wanted to run for something special, and the 2009 blogger's choice awards could be my lucky break. I have tried my very best to make my blog the best it can be, so i would really appreciate it if you would vote for me. Here's my reasons.

There are many people that are running in the race for blogger's choice awards, and I'm going to be one of them. I can be funny, intellectual, kind, and thankful at the same time, and if I win a category in the blogger's choice awards, I would be all those things at once. I'd write the longest post I've ever written just to thank everyone who voted for me. At 11 years ole, I'd probably be one of the youngest candidates in the awards race. I'm almost like Obama. I say that adults should not be the only candidates in a race. NO! I say that kids should at least get a good experience in the subject of politics, and the blogger's choice awards can be a very good experience for them. Children should not think that they are worth nothing until they mature, NO! I say that children should belive that they can do anything that an adult can do. (Technically, all physical people are worth $4.50. That's the values of the different resources.) Anyway, Children are just like adults, and since they are, they CAN do anything an adult can do. Children should get a chance to shine in the world of politics, starting with the Blogger's choice awards! We need a chance! As Obama said, people of one race should not have a chance to be president without another race having the chance. I want change in this country! He said that, so I say that people that have matured should not get a chance to win a blogger's choice award without the people who are not mature. So, vote for me, Scorpio! (By the way, would somebody please tell me what categories there ARE?)

If this is becoming more literate, I can't even imagine puberty!

It's amazing to think the thought, "what was I thinking!" after reading a less literate post, then see what you've gone through and see the present day posts! I was reading my early blog stages and laughing at what I had written over the year. I have come a long way since the first post, which was only 3 sentences long. Look here for a link, or you can just scroll down to the very bottom. http://bloggernamejonah.blogspot.com/2008/01/first-post.html. As you can probably see, being so excited about getting a digital journal, I started to post, then hilariously changed the subject. If you've taken the time to read my blog every step of the way, you can see that I've become immensely better at keeping the plot flowing. I will try to make these long posts, and since I hate typing any long thing except stories and posts, I can't imagine how much time it Jenny Julander to post her famous texas post. I want to be able to post and think like adults, so I can be ready when I hit puberty. I've really come a long way in blog posts and story chapters, so I'll be showing you exactly what I mean. As the post says, if this is becoming more literate and being able to keep a plot flowing, making longer posts on a regular basis, (not including chapters) for thos of you who are reading my blog for the first time, or after a long period of time, read my politics post to see what my first long un-chapter post was. I can't believe what I was thinking when I posted those hilarious, silly, foolish posts, then looking at the politics and other more literate posts of Will A. Blog, I can't help but giggle, snicker, then just start roaring with laughter at the silliness of my conscience when I got Will A. Blog on that faithful January 8 afternoon, when I first christened Will A. Blog, Blogger's Diary, Bloggername Jonah, complete with spelling mistake, then my conscience grew and named Will A. Blog what his name is today. If you've stayed with me every step of the way, you can see the evolution of an 11 year-old's mistakes and triumphs in blog puberty. I don't make shown spelling mistakes any more, and I don't plan to. Comment if you see a mistake. (no tricks.) "Thank You!" says Will A. Blog. I thank you, too.

AAAARRGGHH!

AARRGGHH! I AM TRYING TO GET THIS DARN BLOG LIST TO WORK! IT IS NOT COOPERATING! I REALLY WANT IT TO WORK, BUT IT WONT! CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEE!?

Apology

Alright blog, don't you have something to say? "(sigh)... I'm sorry bloggers. I just got a little over reactive because I wasn't used to having only one comment per post. I'll try not to do that again. But I'll demand more comments." BLOG! What a rude and selfish thing to say! "I'm sorry for that too."

IT'S ALIVE! (the blog)

(Note: this is not me, this is my blog speaking)
WHAT THE SCHNELL IS WRONG WITH YOU DARN BLOGGERS!? I GROW AT A REGULAR PACE, BUT THE ONLY PERSON WHO ACTUALLY READS ME IS JENNY JULANDER! I DEMAND THAT OTHER PEOPLE READ THIS! I WILL NOT POST WITHOUT GETTING AT LEAST ONE COMMENT! (This is me speaking next, trying to be heard over the rantings of my blog) JENNY JULANDER? CAN YOU PLEASE TELL OTHER PEOPLE ABOUT MY ANGRY BLOG IN A POST? BLOG! WOULD YOU BE QUIET!? I'M TRYING TO ASK A FAVOR! JENNY JULANDER, I WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF YOU TELL OTHER PEOPLE! BLOG!!! I'M NOT GOING TO TELL YOU AGAIN! QUIET DOWN! Thank you.

Politics

Yes, the dreaded topic. The fight of the millenium. Who's better? Mccain or Obama? Palin or Biden? The list goes on and on. I have just had a lengthy conversation with a friend who would have voted for Obama. He argued his point very well about why democrats are better than republicans, but I also did. Hopefully this will be the longest post i've ever made, not counting the chapters of my story. I say that the republicans are better because the democrats supported slavery in the mid-1800s. He says that not all democrats did. He says that at one time the Democrats and republicans were merged. After James Monroe was president though, the democratic-republicans disbanded, the democrats relying on jeffersonian beleifs. The democrats had the whig party merge with theirs, creating an even bigger democratic party. After the Kansas-Nebraska act was passed, anti-slavery democrats left the democrat party, merged with weakening parties, and created the republicans. At one time the African-Americans favored the republicans because they were anti-slavery, but began liking the democrats because of Franklin Roosevelt's New Deal programs. These programs gave economic relief to all people, even African-Americans. The early Civil Rights Movement by Lydon B. Johnson gave even more support to the Democrats from African-Americans. This position alienated the Southern white population, and split the parties. Most liberals going to the democratic, and the so called "Dixiecrats" and conservatives going to the republicans. He also says that the democrats were put through alot of labor, but most of that labor was for them getting a long line of presidents in the past century. Most people who vote for obama also vote because they believe the Keating-5 scandall. But Mccain stood up and said he was sorry to anyone who thought what he did was a scandall. Also, there were 4 democrats with him at that bank. These are the things we argued over. This was one of the hardest arguments I've ever been in, and I cant wait to participate in another, because I like a challenge.

Chapter Ten

A Great Ending

"HOORAY!!!! We did it!" shouted Kierrabeep.
"Well, we're not done being together, that's for sure." replied Josheyhonk.
"What do you mean?"
"Well, I've been thinking about you ever since you smooched me, and I've come to decision." He pulled something out of his pocket (yes, cars have pockets, how do you think Jonybeep held the spider if they didn't), opened it up, knelt down and said "Kierrabeep, will you marry me?"
"Oh, of course I will Josheyhonk! I've been waiting a long time for you to ask!"

The wedding was two weeks later, and almost everyone was there, and even better, Jonybeep was best man.
A car wedding is very different from a human wedding, but it still had the basic principles. A bishop came to the temple they got married in, seeing they were both religious, like Jonybeep. They said I do to each other when the time came, then they each laid a great big smooch right on each other. Then, out of kindness, Josheyhonk made Jonybeep the godfather if they had children. Jonybeep was thrilled when he heard that. After all, he is kind of like me in the story.

Chapter Nine

Skeleton Teeth

"So, all this time Doodeebeep the famous racecar was really the infamous Doddyhonk Flashbeep? I can't believe it!" Jonybeep answered to Josheyhonk's story of what happened to Doodeebeep.
"Yep, I couldn't either," replied Josheyhonk, "But now we have to stop Terrahonk once and for all!" They all went to the center of the operation, the Skelirator. What it was would've made you faint. It was a giant skull that was so scary even Josheyhonk would run for cover. What happens is the skull is fingerprint sensitive, meaning that only Terrahonk could operate it. Once it's given a command it shoots a red laser to a vat of oil, making it turn back into a fossil. After that Terrahonk used the flashlight to make it come to life. How they were going to trash it they had no idea. Suddenly, Jonybeep came out with a strange bottle with something inside that looked suspiciously like the redback spider they found earlier! "How did you shrink it?" Josheyhonk asked.
"It was never giant, it was a hologram, but it could still bump into something, making you know the energy field was also a hologram. Pretty neat trick huh?" Jonybeep replied.
"So, the way we're going to destroy this is the spider will grow big again, but how?"
"There's a device in him that makes him disappear, I captured him and put it in, and then the device makes a bigger hologram of him."
"Oh, so as I was saying, you're going to make him big, and then he's going to trash the skull?"
"Right"
"So let's do this!" Josheyhonk yelled.
"NOOOOOOO!!!!" yelled a new voice that turned out to be Terrahonk. "YOU CAN"T!" but it was too late. The skull was gone and the world was saved.

Chapter Eight

…But Then the Nest Was Gone

Immediately after Josheyhonk went in he saw he wasn't going to get anywhere without his companions because there was a thing he couldn't recognize, but Jonahbeep could, besides, what are companions for when they're not helping? Anyway, he went back out, and then came back in with Kierrabeep and Jonybeep, asking Jonybeep how they could get past what they were seeing. "Well, you probably wouldn't know what this is, but since I'm an arachnologist I would know it is a g-g-giant Australian Redback Spider!!!!!" Since they knew what it was, Jonybeep lured it away using an entire bucketful of tarantulas! When they had successfully lured it away they saw the battery in a high energy field! "GREAT! Just how are we going to get it now?" Kierrabeep whined. Her question was soon answered when the spider just skittered right through the barrier! "The energy field is a hologram!" Josheyhonk whispered. So as you might guess, they drove right through the barrier and grabbed the battery. After they reattached it, they realized the bigger problem was what Terrahonk would do when he saw that the battery was missing. Still, they couldn't let the velociraptor run free, so they drove to the campsite and Josheyhonk pressed Self Destruct.

Chapter Seven

Once There Was a Velociraptor Nest…

Well, as you can guess, they ran straight to the nesting ground, but of course it was too late. It was a good thing velociraptor don't eat metal, but that wouldn't be a problem. Josheyhonk pulled out the "camera" and pressed record, which was actually the self-destruct button, but nothing happened. He turned it upside down and saw the battery had been taken out! Terrahonk must have taken it out while he was unconscious. If he was to destroy the velociraptor, he would have to sneak into Terrahonk's lair and get it back, which was exactly what he was going to do. He drove back the way to the Twin Towers, which wasn't far because the nest was just outside New York. Just before he went inside, Kierrabeep drove up to him and whispered, "This is for you just in case you don't get back." And suddenly jumped up and kissed him. The entire thing lasted three seconds. Filled with new hope that he could win because of her kiss, he went in with confidence.

Chapter Six

Well, Josheyhonk couldn't mourn over Doodeebeep because Doodeebeep didn't exist! He couldn't mourn over Doddyhonk because he was an international terrorist. He had to find someone to fight with, because he couldn't do it alone. He looked throughout Sydney to find someone who he could trust, and found two people. Kierrabeep Toothonk and Jonybeep Beephonk.


Now that Josheyhonk had two new companions he once again set out to stop Skeleton Teeth. When reporters came to ask him about "Doodeebeep's" disappearance, he said that he was attacked by a shark, technically he did, but not by a shark they knew. He desperately tried to find anything that might lead him to Terrahonk. He tried looking for a car carrying a strange flashlight. Nothing. Suddenly Kierrabeep was at his side. "You've been working too hard. Let's go swimming at the beach."
"I can't. Skeleton Teeth could prevail if we waste any time playing and swimming."
"Still, here's a little something for you to think about." Kierrabeep gave him a little blow kiss on the check. After that she went to bed, seeing it was one o'clock in the morning! Josheyhonk stayed up the entire night, and was rewarded for his efforts with an article that said a car carrying a flashlight as if to hide it drove to the bone site of the velociraptor nesting ground. When he said where he was going next was the low-down rubble of the Twin Towers. Josheyhonk followed him there and saw him saying, "I'll take the cloaking device to the nesting ground and make them come to life!" Before Josheyhonk could stop him, he used the cloaking device and whacked him senseless. When he finally came to, he saw Kierrabeep watching Jonybeep patch up his leaks. Josheyhonk was surprised; he had no idea that Jonahbeep was a doctor-in-training. "I thought that I wanted to be a doctor, but I didn't like operating. I knew my basic first-aid, so I thought I could help some people. I was right." As soon as he was fixed, he told them all that had happened, and Kierrabeep then slapped him senseless. "YOU SHOULD HAVE BROUGHT US ALONG! THREE-AGAINST-ONE IS FAIR TO US!!!!!!!"
After blow kissing him, Josheyhonk was speechless that she needed so much anger management. Well, no time for that, they needed to catch Terrahonk.

Chapter Five

An Unsuspected Surprise

Well, as you might have guessed, the megalodon skeleton was now alive, and strangely, Doodeebeep had just disappeared. In another newspaper Josheyhonk found, it said that the megalodon was swimming in the Great Barrier Reef. Doodeebeep had just returned and they hurried in Josheyhonk's private jet to Sydney, and then went on a private speed boat to their destination. Suddenly, the megalodon popped out of the water so fast neither of them saw it until it was directly above them! It would have done a perfect dive had Doodeebeep not suddenly yelled "STOP!!" and had a strange gadget shaped like a video camera pop out of his windshield wiper and stop the shark. "Whoa, what is that?!" Josheyhonk yelled.
"I'm so sorry I had to deceive you, Josheyhonk. Now I can't, so this is my real name. Doddyhonk Flashbeep, and Terrahonk is my grandson. You heard about the incident on Mars didn't you? I staged it all. But after everyone yelled at me, I wanted to take revenge. You see, I thought that I wouldn't be angry when everyone was angry, but I was, so I decided to create Skeleton Teeth so I could rule the world, but now you know, so you need to be dead. I went to talk with Terrahonk when we were back at the university, just to tell you. Goodbye Josheyhonk." Doddyhonk let the megalodon resume its attack, but Josheyhonk jumped to the side at the last minute, and then tried to grab the video camera from Doddyhonk. They fought and fought and fought until suddenly, the megalodon thought Doddyhonk was Josheyhonk, so he ate him instead. Josheyhonk noticed the camera was lying on the deck, showing a self-destruct button. He pressed it.

Hurry!

I really need to make this post and another one! Cody and I are arguing over who's blog is shown on the main links bar! i need more posts!