Yucch... (Does ANYBODY want to be in a churning stomach replica with real acid?)

Chapter Three

Down the Digestive Tract

“RRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAR!” the dinosaur growled, and ran towards the two terrified cars, when suddenly one turned away. The dinosaur, furious, ran to that car. That car was Josheyhonk, and he was running, (or rather, driving) toward the giant body while Doodeebeep was driving to the body controls. Doodeebeep was in a position that was spewing more peer pressure than ever before at him. If he screwed up he would lose the life his dearest friend, and to believe that this started with a simple vacation! Even now, Terrahonk was trying to bring the Megalodon skeleton to life using that ghastly gadget. Josheyhonk was getting closer and closer to the tongue, which was up a steep ramp, then burst in. As soon as he had gone in, Doodeebeep pressed escape. When the dinosaur tried to follow, Doodeebeep pressed digest. The dinosaur roared as the acid enveloped him. “Great! Now we need to find where Terrahonk is, and stop him from using Skeleton Teeth again.” Josheyhonk exclaimed in joy. This was the strangest day he had ever had.

Grrrrrrrr...

Chapter Two

Danger Dinosaur

They broke into the museum, acting as security night guards, and just in time, hid behind one of the exhibits as the man appeared. He was holding a strange gadget that looked like a flashlight, and met up with the one and only, Terrahonk Flashbeep! This car was the reason the cars and the humans almost went to war in the year 4097, which was 30 years ago, and no one knew he was still alive! “HOLY MACKEREL!” Josheyhonk yelled in a whisper, “I thought he was dead!” Then, the unthinkable happened. The gadget let off a flash of light, almost like a stun grenade. “Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…”
“It works! Skeleton Teeth works!” The man laughed. Doodeebeep and Josheyhonk both realized what Skeleton Teeth was, and froze in horror. It was a gadget used to make skeletons come alive, and the dinosaur skeleton had been affected! “Uh oh, Doodeebeep, come look at this!” Josheyhonk whispered. He sounded really freaked out. He was looking at a newspaper, reading that a Megalodon skeleton had just been found! “Oh no! He’s going to make the skeleton come alive using Skeleton Teeth!” Doodeebeep whispered, “We need to stop him, but first we have to take out the dinosaur! Luckily, it’s just a T-Rex. Wait, a T-Rex! This isn’t going to be easy.” The dinosaur had just set eyes on them, but had gotten distracted when they turned on their headlights, Doodeebeep being the only racecar that did have headlights. In the brief moment that the dinosaur turned away, they drove to a different hiding place. Luckily, the man and car had gone away just minutes ago, had they left three minutes later the dinosaur would’ve eaten the other cars. “How in the world are we going to beat him? He’s a skeleton!” Josheyhonk wondered. The dinosaur then saw them, and Doodeebeep had the perfect idea. Quickly, they ran to yet another exhibit. If the dinosaur ran into a giant sized exhibit of the human’s body functions, which had a digestive function, he would dissolve in the acid that was put in! “Josheyhonk, I need you to drive into the body, I’ll be at the controls, and the dinosaur won’t see me. I’ll press the escape button to get you out, then I’ll press the digest button to melt the dinosaur with the acid they put in to make it realistic.” Doodeebeep was surprised he could say that in one breath. “All right, let’s destroy that dinosaur and stop Terrahonk and his Skeleton Teeth!” Josheyhonk yelled, and the dinosaur heard him. “Oops.”

Apocalypse (in 3019 years)...

The first chapter and prologue of my story.
Prologue
The Seven Planets

Hi, my name’s Doodeebeep. I’m an intelligent talking car,
in the year 5027 that is. I work for CANA, the Car And NASA Association. At least, I did. All that changed when I was sent on a mission to Mars. We noticed that something strange was happening in the core, so they sent me to investigate it. It just so happened that sulpheric acid had created holes leading to the core. When frozen, it can support life, and poisonous mushrooms were overrunning. I had no choice but to destroy the planet. (don't ask me how it froze, i don't know.)




Chapter One

A Little Eavesdropping

CRASH!!!!!! Doodeebeep had just crashed in the championship NASCAR race! A while later he was back at home, and he was reliving everything that had happened since the incident on Mars. After authorizing the destruction of Mars, everyone at CANA headquarters was angry at him, so he finally was fed up with it and quit. Ever since then he had been wondering what career he would get to get money to live. Then he had seen the big NASCAR race on TV. He decided he would try to become a racecar. It had worked out perfectly, and then came the crash. What happened was a stupid driver who was an alcoholic got drunk and drove over to Doodeebeep accidentally, making him fall off the course. "You know what; I think I'm stressed from trying to win so many races. I need a vacation, and I'll take along my friend and multitrillionaire Josheyhonk Beepnotes. He's my favorite pop singer, but where should I go? I'll go to New York! No one knows me there!" So, a week later, Doodeebeep and Josheyhonk were in New York, staying in the most luxurious hotel around. Then, everything changed. It happened when they were VIPs in the Museum of Natural History. Doodeebeep saw a suspicious looking man sneak into an off-limits security office. They followed, and eavesdropped on what he was saying on the phone. "Meet me at the Museum of Natural History Saturday night, I'll show you what the operation is to look like. Once you see it, you'll agree, Skeleton Teeth must not fail."
Makes you want to read more, doesn't it?

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