Challenge

Hopefully I will be able to post more regularly now that I am homeschooled and can do school right on the computer. So there will be more of these, If anybody notices I am posting again.

Filler Function
Fill in the blank for the following quote:
Son of a building block! It's ____________

Tis the season...

to advertise...*
No, it is definitely not. This is the season for many things, but mostly, it is for one thing that I will explain in a story we have had for a long time.
Jake was an 11 year old orphan who lived in a small, non-profit orphanage. They had very little to eat, but there always seemed to be a little more to eat, and a little more laughing around Christmas time. But, most of all, there was the Christmas orange!
Such a prize was the most wanted thing the ten boys at the orphanage could have, and, once a year, they recieved it. The looking at it, the feeling it, and, the time when they would eat it were all treasured during Christmastime.
However, unknown to Jake, he tracked a small amount of mud through the front door. He pleaded forgiveness, but the punishment was given. Jake would not be allowed to recieve his Christmas orange.
Christmas Day was gloomy, and the other boys stayed away from him, as if they didn't want to be with someone who didn't have an orange. That night, Jake could not fall asleep. He wondered why God would let a little soul suffer so much. He cried for the stuborness of man, for the poorness of the orphanage, but mostly because he had no orange.
He felt a slight tap on his shoulder, and something was quickly thrust in his hands. He felt it, and realized it was an orange! Not a usual run-of-the-mill orange, but an orange made of the segments of the nine other highly prized oranges of the other nine boys of the orphanage.
As you read this story, I hope that you will take into your lives the notion that we must all be kind to one another. Not just during Christmas, but all throughout your life, there are people who metaphorically "Need an Orange," and you can give them an "Orange."
*Quote from Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson

Well...

I am back again. I am now promising to myself to post at least every other day, maybe I will post every day soon. You never know. But, I have left a quote hanging. It is never good to leave a quote hanging like that, so here it is.
Guessing Garnish
Guess which movie, TV show, book, or comic strip this is from. Note: This is NOT guessing which category, this is guessing a quote from a single movie, TV show, book, or comic strip.
Well princess, we're going to be here for a while, so we might as well get (pause) Comfortable.
(pushing sound)

1 year anniversary

Well, one year anniversary of non-posting, anyway. I haven't posted anything in over a year. But, I have decided to ressurect Quebster so I can again give you lots of random words, facts, and quotes. (Plus, I won NaNoWriMo. Again.) For the occasion, I am giving one random fact, word, and quote!
Hippopotomonstrosusquipidaliophobia: The fear of long words
You are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a shark.
(For anyone who has not seen Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part one, do not read the following quote.)
Quote from Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part One:
Bellatrix: You stupid House-Elf, you could have killed me!
Dobby: No! Dobby only wants, to... maim, or seriously injure!

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I DID IT! For those of you who don't know, I signed up at nanowrimo.org.* It is where you write a novel in a month, and i did it!!!

This is my winning certificate! 22,233 words, 28 chapters, a prologue, and an epilogue, and you have my novel!

*NaNoWriMo stands for National Novel Writing Month!

This is a...

Poem! Please do what you're told. This is a bucket, of water Ice Cold! Please take this water, and dump it on me, don't hesitate, do it ASAP!*
Cangratulations post to Sierra Julander, who, against all odds, guessed the weekly challenge correctly. Hooray!





*Calvin and Hobbes, Weirdos from Another Planet.

Cause it's one..

Two! Three months of nooooooooonn pooooooooooooooosting*
Oh, man am I a slacker! I haven't posted for three months! Oh, well, you will all finally get a challenge.
Challenge: Category Chaos.
Guess the movie, book, play, or comic book that this quote comes from.
"All the songs I have written go Oompah Oompah, but the mice only play TootleToot, Tootletoot.
Good luck!
*Sung to the tune of Take me out to the ball game.

Oh dear...

twice. I have two oh dears to say:
1. I have not been posting! Not even posting a challenge!
2. No one has been able to guess the challenge! It's another hard one!*

*The answer was: The Phantom Tollbooth, spoken by King AZAZ at the banquet!

Weekly Challenge

Challenge: Guessing Garnish
Guess where this quote comes from. NO, you may not say who say who said it.

Quote: Ladies and Gentleman! I would like to take the time on this Gala occasion to say...

Good luck! Sorry about the day after!
(I'll try to post my life, once I have something interesting to post.)

Next time...

Don't let your guard down because of a pair of big, googoo eyes!!
I am sure we all know what that is from, so i'll get to the point. Cody thinks he can get away with winning a Category Chaos challenge by naming the movie, strip, book, or play that the quote's from. WRONG! You MUST name one of the categories. So, here's another one for you.

Category Chaos
Guess which CATEGORY the following is from, movie, book, play, or comic strip.

Quote: Absurd! Ridiculous! Fantastic! Nonsense! Bosh!

Repeat, COMMENT FOR THE CATEGORY!!

Weekly Challenge

Category Chaos
Correctly label the following quote into video, book, play, or comic strip.

Quote: "Trusting Parents can be Fatal"

Good Luck!

The Next...

Phase. The title of a Star Trek Episode. The Next Chapter in my absitively terrific story.

1
Okay, as my school counselor told me, I need to introduce myself. I am Adamson Quincy Nodoor, worst grade student along this side of the Yukon. I am considered by everyone else, “Mr. Ugly.” It’s all because of my mom. She cuts my hair every two weeks, and she never gives me the one I want. She says buzz cuts are “Evil”. She always gives me a formal haircut that makes me look like I’m 40 years old! Talk about being weird! I go to Winter Wonderland High, which makes it sound like it’s a girl haven, but it’s not. There are almost nothing but huge, burly boys who think they have nothing to do but snort, fart, and chew tobacco. Drugs are a real problem at Winter Wonderland, since Canadian government actually encourages them! But, I am originally from Carson City, Nevada. So, if you have any logic at all, I grew up having them discouraged, meaning I don’t do them. So, I don’t really fit in. I just hate seeing all that brown goop in places it shouldn’t be in.
Man, I should’ve known this day was going to be completely different, after seeing what was for breakfast, I should’ve known! I came tumbling down the stairs, as usual, being a victim of untied shoelaces at an unfortunate time. Right in front of my eyes, I got the shock of my life!
My plate was completely filled with sausage, bacon, and mouth-watering pancakes. You see, my mom is big on health. Most of the time she just makes us a protein shake and all-white eggs. You can see she has gone completely wacko. I asked “Uh, Mom? Have you uh… I dunno, given up on health?” Then, right before my eyes, my mother transformed into my sister Karrie, who was attending college in New York City.
“Gee little brother, you seem to not be eating. Why don’t you… Explain why you are not paying attention during the very important lecture!”
I suddenly jolted upward and found myself back in the classroom, and there was Principal Majinos, still giving his boring lecture on the importance of math.
“So you see class, math can help you with all kinds of stuff like… calculating a 15%-off sale at Macy’s, or how long a 115 minute wait would be. Math is very impor-”
The door blew open and in the doorway stood SonanTratcher, (Though I didn’t know his name yet. I’m explaining the story after it happened.)
He was dressed like he was ready for a 60s dance party, and he was wearing a NFL cap, something we actually don’t tolerate here.
“Where is Adamson?” He snarled.
I was astonished. I never told anyone my full name, not even the administrators.
“Uh, I’m Adam.” Was all I could come up with.
“Come with me.” He barked. I dumbly followed him, all the whispers and snickers pushing me along. As we walked down the hall, I wondered what could be happening. I was sure nobody knew about me mooning the librarian, and the librarian was too astonished to tell. I threatened her with ripping the books too, just as a precaution. We walked past the vice, principal’s, and counselor’s offices. In fact, we walked all the way down to the old storage room. When we arrived, he handcuffed and tied me, and then we came in.

The storage room had been transformed into a medieval palace. In the center was a green cloud of gas.
“Well, well, if it isn’t little Adamson.” It said menacingly. The cloud started moving toward me, which, obviously, started freaking me out.
“Uh, why am I here?” I asked timidly.
A snarling sound came from SonanTratcher.
“You are here because you are familiar with Professor Nodoor, right?”
“Well yeah, he was my uncle.”
“Professor Nodoor was the only human in this world to discover the existence of the SonanPreonnos, a special orb that has many powerful properties. SonanTratcher has one with him.” SonanTratcher pulled it out. It was bright green.
“You see, the SonanPreonnos is from a foreign land, known as LawSonandra.”
I had heard about that before. Uncle Nodoor used to tell me about a faraway place called LawSonandra. It was just a bedtime story, at least until this strange glow mentioned it.
“Lawsonandra is a kingdom that means ‘Land of Names’ in the SonanPeen language, the LangSonandra, the ‘Language of Names’.”
Okay, this was getting plain weird. Why did this glow want me, a terrible student, to tell him more about Uncle Nodoor?
“I have come to you with a request, Adamson Quincy. I assume, with you being a terrible student, you have played many video games, hmm? And maybe you have played the Sonic the Hedgehog games?”
“Well, sure.”
“FOOL! Idiot, you have not realized that the SonanPreonnos are almost duplicates to the ‘Chaos Emeralds’. They have the power for people to SonanWreonnos, or World-Hop. I have an example, SonanTratcher, to show you.”
He whispered strange words, probably from the LangSonandra. The SonanPreonnos flashed, and SonanTratcher was pulled into it. The orb flashed once more, and then it was gone.
“You see, little Nodoor, I am the ultimate. I have escaped the passage of time, but my body of old has NOT!”
The glow was gone, and in its place was the disgusting man. He laughed, a disgusting bubbly noise.
“The professor has left you a riddle to a hidden SonanPreonnos. If you find it and join me, we will be unstoppable! Think about that!”
He transformed back into the glow, and I was free to go.

To...

Cody, to cody, Lechiam! Lechiam, Lechiam, to him! He guessed the quoooooooooooooote first, so he get's thiiiiiiiiiiiis post! Drink Lechiam to Cody, Cody, Cody! To Cody, my brother, he won!

A day off Schedule... Challenge!

Guessing Garnish
Guess the quote I have put on the post. Comment to tell me.

Quote: "Next time, don't get your guard down because a pair of big, googoo eyes!!"

Good Luck!!!

First is a...

Success!!! No one was able to guess the word! Well, it was a failure to you, but I like pronouncing the word myself.
Word: ktksvarrigigag
Pronunciation: (kit-ik-iss-varr-ig-ig-OG)
It sounds like kitikissvarrigigog.

Sorry! Wait for next Wednesday!

Weekly Challenge

Every Wednesday, I will give you a challenge involving Quebster's dictionary. There are categories. The basic is Guessing Garnish, a challenge to decorate the site! I give you a quote, you guess it, and I will give a praise post to the first correct guesser. I post for every first correct guesser. The next, and the one I have chosen to do is:
Pronunciation Problem:
Correctly type a pronouncing line for how to pronounce a word. EX: word (werd), the e should be upside down. Because you can't type upside down E's, just say it should be.
(Note: Following word is from a quote)

Word: ktksvarrigigag

Best wishes to all contestants. (Hint: The R's should be rolled on the tongue)

Or So help Me...

I will ground you for a month!* You know, I really would if I had the authority to. My Brother Cody has neglected his blog! That's right, BLOG. He has two, but I just noticed that with the ultimately more interesting one, he hasn't posted. There are 3 measly posts on a blog that has been around for about 6 months! Sheesh, what is he thinking? I saw on a blog list that it says, "TMI, BRB, IDK, and other IML. Last Post: Infection time. Posted over 3 Months ago." THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I MEAN! IF HE DOESN'T POST,WHY DOES HE HAVE A BLOG? Maybe I should go ask him that with a toy fishing rod with a disk on the end, poised to strike.

*This Quote is from The Incredibles.

That's it!

Next time, I drive!* No, not really. I don't have my licence, because I am only 12. Actually, I'm pushing the limit as it is. I posted that I wouldn't post without getting a comment. I posted the science camp post without getting a comment on the other post. This is for real. I do not like posting without getting a comment, as that goes against my label, which says on the last posts, "O people who liked it enough to comment". I really want a comment telling how people like my prologue. Please Comment!

*Another Quote from Hercules

Hey, 2 words.

Duck. Heh heh, I still have Hercules on the brain. Actually, the two words are... Unbelievable! That's one word. 2 words, Unbelievably strange. My commandment does not apply to only slushie cups. I'll get to that. Me and Cody were allowed to go on a 6th grade field trip to prescott pines camp. We stayed there for 3 days, and it was called, Science Camp. When we first started out, we got on the bus for what was to be the worst bus ride of my life! Everyone was screaming, Noel was screaming, Nathan was screaming, Zach Murhoffy was screaming, did I mention everyone was screaming? Luckily, I had my trusty 267 page book to read on the road. I am terribly scared of heights, so I kept my eyes off the roads the whole time. We passed the Arizona Ostrich festival, too. When we finally got there, the bus was a mess. I was one of four people who helped clean up the bus afterwards. It turns out that instead of individual cabins, like they had for the girls, the guys all shared one big hotel-like building, with different rooms. When we were all moved in, we started to explore the camp. I learned one thing that first day, they made a smart move when they put soda machines there. People were just swarming to them every day. I saw that there was also coffee in the dining hall, but they said at orientation that we weren't allowed to drink it. Orientation wasn't until 2:00, and we arrived at 1:30. So we had an entire half-hour before it was officially camp business. When it was time, we went in and played an indoor scavenger hunt. Only one person selected by the camp directors could give the object for judgement. Some of the items were: The biggest ball of pocket lint, the tallest person, the oldest penny, the smelliest shoe, (The judge almost fainted, but our team won.), a paper airplane, (we had one immediately because one of our members was making it during the game.), and the biggest shoe. When we were done, we went orienteering. That was the most boring course I had ever seen! You could practically run around looking for the targets! When we were done, we went to the zip line. There were three, but because 2 people were 11 in our group, we only went on the smallest one! We went to dinner, and it was delicious! We had pasta, pizza, and chicken nuggets, (One kid named Lawrence is just crazy about them, so he took WAY more than 3 nuggets.) We had Ice Cream for dessert, and fruit punch for drinks. We practiced our skits for the next day after dinner, then we had our night activity, the director's version of Mission Impossible, which is nothing like the one I know about. I call it flash-and-seek. A director hides, and we take flashlights to look for him. He has a flashlight, and can send a short burst of light to tag a person. They have to run back to another director, tag him, then they're back in the game. I didn't see who won, but apparently a kid named Taylor did, so he got 3 "Bear Bucks" to spend at the snack bar. We got some small stuff in the snack bar, then went back to our cabin. I learned one more thing that day. NEVER, under any circumstances, let James Garcia have a Vault energy drink. He was just EXTREME last night. I have never seen anyone more crazy than that. (I can see a comment now from my mom, saying, "If you've never seen anyone that crazy, then you've never seen yourself!") When we woke up, it was still one hour before breakfast, so we just fooled around. We had a nice breakfast of pancakes, opossum bacon, (Whatever that is), and hard boiled eggs! Blech! We also had cereal. When we were finished, we did something called the Challenge Course. I did something called the trust fall, where everyone links arms to catch a person falling off a platform, but if they bend it doesn't work. I bent, because I always do. It's just a reflex. After we did the trust fall, we went to archery. I got a straight bulls-eye! We also went on a hike and saw an abandoned mine. We had dinner, it was our turn for Kitchen Patrol, but Me, Cody, and 2 other people didn't have to because we helped clean up the bus, and then we did skits. Ours was this: J.C Penny: A guy is standing, minding his own business, wehn a gangsta comes up. The guy asked where he got his hat, and the gangsta says he got it from J.C Penny. Another Spy comes up and says he got his shirt from J.C Penny. Same thing happens with a large duck and pants. They all start talking, when a voice says, "Hey, Come back!" and the gangsta, spy, and duck all run away, with a guy in a towel chasing them. The one remaining guy says, "Who are you?", and the reply is, "I'm J.C Penny!" I was brave enough to be J.C Penny! All the girls were pulling there shirts over their eyes, and everyone was screaming. Most of the boys were giving me the thumbs up sign afterward. We went to the campfire afterward and made smores, went on a spooky hayride, bought stuff at the snack bar and played dodgeball. Here's why my commandment does not only apply to Slushies. We were riding on the hayride, and I had a soda in between my legs. We stopped abruptly, causing the whole cup to splash all over the floor! I just couldn't believe it! When we got up the next morning, we had breakfast, then we went to play a Human Foosball tournament. Our team made it to the Finals!! We had lunch, and then we just sat around waiting for the bus to come. We rode back to school on a quieter bus, then Me and Cody rode home on another bus with all our stuff. That about sums up our week last week, and I wish that we could do it again.

This is it!

This is what i've been looking for! I'll go to the Temple of Zeus and... and, I have Hercules on the brain again. Oh well. Anyway, this is it, the ultimate prologue to totally Sci-Fi novel that seems like magic. Enjoy!

What’s Your Name?
The First Book in the Chronicles of LawSonandra

By Jonah Byers

Prologue
All was quiet in Lawsonandra, meaning “Land of Names” in the Langsonandra, or “Language of Names”. Not a sound could be heard, not even by the SonanFeenra, a type of wolf, bright blue in color. Only one person in the whole empire was up, and that was the queen herself, SonanBeeta, a fair woman still in her teens. She was not a special looking person, but not ugly either. She did have her share of wonderful features though. Her hair was a silky shade of blonde, the kind that just seems to enchant every boy who sees it. Her eyes were the color of the sea on a sunny day, the beautiful green that seems to wash away all your troubles when they look at you. Hey, I could go all day making metaphors about her, but I won’t. I loving her is not an excuse to ruin this story. She moved as swiftly as possible, not even making enough sound that a dog could hear. As she passed her parents’ room, she halted, whispering something as soft as a beating wing, “Goodbye”, and then she was gone. She reached her destination, the SonanTrotana, the dungeon. Rats scattered as her bare feet patted against the wet ground. Groans of sorrow could be heard all throughout the dungeon as prisoners saw her walk by them, no longer hoping that she was coming to free them. Other groans could be heard as she found a certain door, carved out of SonanRonwey, or Redwood. These groans were also creaks as the old door sprang open. As she pulled out an object of immense importance, a voice as dark as the bottom of the sea said, “Well, my little queen, what are you doing with that?”
Her voice, as melodious as a harp, replied “Well, if it isn’t my old adversary, SonanTratcher. I thought I got rid of you, the ‘Most Feared Assassin’, Bah! The only person I sent to find you was a lonely scout, and came back out with only a splinter from his javelin smashing. That, and you, beat up so much you looked like applesauce! All the thieves in this thought so high of you, then their hopes were shattered just my scout’s javelin. That is what has become of the so-called ‘Most Feared Assassin’. Hah!”
The assassin’s eyes burned with a fire that was dormant for many years.
“You will pay for mocking me, O queen!”
He lunged at her, knocking her out but failing to achieve his objective, stealing the glowing blue orb she held in her pale hands. It had disappeared in a flash of pale yellow. “NOOOOOOO! Master, Please forgive me! She used the SonanTratona!”
The SonanTratona is the Transport Command, a group of words used to transport an object straight to a point of power in the palace. SonanBeeta had chosen to transport the orb to her parent’s room. The SonanTratona can only be harnessed by the royal family, for they alone know the secret. SonanTratcher had learned of it in his days as an assassin, working for the same master he was wailing to now.
A voice could be heard, echoing all around the room, but no one was there to claim it.
“FOOL! You thought you could overrun the queen, the only person who could’ve given us what we need! The SonanPreonnos she transported was the only one of full power, but we will have to do without it. Take this SonanPreonnos, and speak the SonanWreonno.”
The mysterious voice from nowhere was suddenly accompanied by a sickly green glow. The glow flashed pale green, then the color was glowing from another SonanPreonnos, and the glow was returned to it’s original green color. The assassin obeyed, and spoke the unheard-of command. He immediately grew rigid, and his essence was drawn into the SonanPreonnos. It flashed green, then vanished.
Relieved in the presence of no one, the glow transformed itself into a deranged looking man. His face was a mottled yellow, half his mouth was stuck tight, and his nose was nothing but a stub. But the worst were the eyes. His eyes were missing, nothing but two green gashes, infectious wounds inflicted by the queen herself. He heaved a sigh of relief.
“Aah, to be in a body again. I’ve quite forgotten what it felt like. But it is not to last. The SonanPreonnos’ leftover energy from SonanWreonnos, World-Hopping, is enough to give me a body until NOW! Aah hah hah. AAH HAH HAH!” He laughed with such evilness that the rats scurried away and the water seemed to dry up. He vanished from view and became a cloud of green light once again.

I Now Issue A New Commandment...

Thou Shalt do the Dance... Come on, you know you can do it! Never Mind.
The first two lines with dots are the Actual quote. The others are jokes. Anyway, that's not the real commandment. The real one is sort of something that can be done in Greek Mythology. If Thou Shame the Slushie cup from Circle K by putting it in your oversized pocket, I shall smite it, causing you to fall and get Slushie all over you. Do not shame the cup! (Even though getting covered in slushie gives you niced perfumed butt cheeks when you get home!)
Well, you can probably infer what happened to me today. Comment to guess.

Whoa!

Those are Zebras! Like ME! Wait, where are we?
For those of you who don't know that quote, that's from Madagascar 2. If you haven't seen it, stop reading this and see it. Anyway... ME AND CODY PASSED THE SACRAMENT YESTERDAY!!! IT WAS SO COOL! Everybody was smiling at us because we were new, and I had fun. I got a little confused on where to go once I was done, but a friend pointed out where to help. When's next Sunday?

Look!

NEMO'S SWIMMING OUT TO SEA! You know, that's really somethin, me putting a quote from a different movie every time? You know, Maybe I should see if there is a MOST REFERENCED BLOG award in the blogger's choice. Never mind, back to the topic. Now, I know i haven't posted for a long time, so I'm explaining that I was in St George... Mmm, Taco Time. Well, explanation told. Sorry.

Lions and Tigers and Bears... Oh My!

Man! I now have the Wizard of Oz stuck in my head. What I meant to say was, Presents and Christmas and Teeth, Oh My! We were charged with cleaning up the entire downstairs main room before we were able to get the presents under the tree. The teeth part is that I have a loose tooth and in the last 12 hours it has gone from a little bit loose to bleeding and almost falling off! The Christmas part of this is we had a christmas talent show for F.H.E yesterday, and I did 3 acts! Well, one of them was a family one and another one was a group, but so what? Merry Christmas everyone!

Let's see...

Chicken Ala king? No, how about King crab? Oooh, I hate it when I do that. Caesar salad AAAAHHHH! And to protect, ah here we go... WAIT A MINUTE! Oops, now I have Aladdin stuck in my head. Anyway, TODAY WAS THE LAST DAY OF THE FIRST SEMESTER! YAAYYYYYYYYY! We got our schedules for third quarter today. I got plenty of treats, but we lost the powerhouse. For those of you who don't know what that is, it's sort of a pep rally. We make a cheer, then we're judged on the cheer and our behavior. We lost because the 7th graders won because they sucked up the teachers! NOT FAIR!

That's IT!

I'm movin to Sparta! Oops, sorry, still a little Hercules quoting there. Anyway, what I really mean is I AM TIRED OF NOT GETTING ANY COMMENTS FROM YOU PEOPLE! You will never read from me again until I get a comment.

Quick Question

Does the #@$% link take you to a different place than it does to me? It seems to be a random link, so it may take you to a random place. Comment to tell me. Plus, I'm going to test to see if any other combination works.
#$@% , #%@$ , %@#$ , and $@#% . Hey! There are 4 out of 4 links here. Tell me if they all lead to a different place, then I'll test it.

BARGEN-SHNARGEN-DARGEN!

Sorry, that was random screaming at what I am about to post. It seems that at my school, I am the Mister Nerdy, so I get picked on almost every second of the day! I just feel like screaming, which I have already done on this post. I hate it when people bully me, and I don't think I'm the only one who doesn't like bullying. In fact, I HATE IT! Just today a kid named Anu came and said I was stupid. Another time, a kid named Caleb annoys and torments me, and whenever I get mad, he goes "Oh, just kidding" then walks away. Today he hit me on the head with a basketball. I AM JUST ABOUT TO EXPLODE BECAUSE I'M FILLED WITH ANGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What The Heck!?

#@$% ? Why the heck is that a link? I don't know why it's automatically linked to... to... SOMETHING! Oh wait, it leads to a blank EMAIL!? Why the heck would it do that. Click on this to go to the strange site. (It has showed up three times in the last two posts.) #@$%

Ahem...

Maybe I'm not making myself clear. I OWN YOU! (Sorry, little Hercules quoting there) No, I don't own you, but I sure as heck do expect at least one #@$% comment! I hate having no comments and so does Will A. Blog! From now on... Hem hem... Decree #1: From now on, I will only make more posts if I have at least 1 comment on the last post.

Many Thanks for Pie & Cute Babies... (But not critical parents)

Ah, for once, my belly is about to explode from this year's feast. When I woke up and saw that it was 7:00, I thought, "HAH! It is seven o'clock, but I don't have to get ready for school. I can just sleep in all day. Well, not literally... At 8:01 I was up and getting a breakfast of Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Just last night our relatives arrived. (Well, not all of them, if it was, we would each be having one slice of turkey and a tiny sliver of pie.) They had just had an adorable baby, and we were all so exstatic about seeing him. In fact, Cody, Curtis, and I waited for two hours. We decided to go home, then while we were eating dinner, they arrived. We all ran outside to hug everyone and smile at the baby. (Just so you know, it was Wesley from an earlier post. Read it, and you'll know who he is. The post has his name in it.) Well, apparently babies are born with a black hole around them. Everyone gets sucked into the cuteness of the baby. So, after eating breakfast and doing a long Nerf war with Zach and Curty, Cody and I went down to the park to play at our friends' "Turkey Bowl". Well it turns out that they had held it at 9:00. (We went there at 10:30) Well, as you probably guessed, we were infuriated! When they held it, some people could still be in bed! So, we went home discouraged. We were sent back to the park with our little brothers so they could stay out of the way of the adults while they were cooking Thanksgiving Dinch. (That's a dinner that's served at lunchtime.) Well, we spent less than 15 minutes there before Eli, refusing to where a helmet while riding his bike, fell off and banged his head. He refused also to have me walk him home, but I tagged along to show that I would not let him walk home by himself. Well, I went right back to get everyone home because it was starting to rain. We got home when it was nearly an hour before Dinch was ready. Well, we finally sat down to eat after cleaning the whole kitchen to the best Thanksgiving Dinch I've ever eaten. After we all were stuffed to the breaking point, Mom said that we would be having pie in a few hours. All the kids marched down to watch Kung Fu Panda. After finishing, we all marched back upstairs to have pie. Well, Dad said that we would have to clean the whole kitchen AGAIN before we had pie. I loaded the dishes and washed some pans. Well, I was doing a pretty good job when my dad trudged in looking to criticize someone. He promptly walks over to me and starts showing me a strange, stupid way to wash pans. I was doing better on my own, but he insisted I do it that way. When it was time for pie, he purposely made me serve everyone, then be served last! He also said that I would never be served first again. I got my pie, ate it, then, without a glance at Dad, walked down here to check blogs and post about Thanksgiving. I hope everyone else had a better Thanksgiving than I did.

Blog Lists

Alright, there is something very wrong with the blogging universe. My blog list is not listing the new posts that have been created! Also, there seems to be a blogging slump in the universe too! Even the long-poster Jenny Julander has not posted in over a week! We need to start blogging people!... Oh wait. There we go!

Awards

Hey everyone. I was just wondering, what do you think the category that would best suit my blog for the bloggers choice awards should be? Also, if I ran for it, would you vote for me? I have always wanted to run for something special, and the 2009 blogger's choice awards could be my lucky break. I have tried my very best to make my blog the best it can be, so i would really appreciate it if you would vote for me. Here's my reasons.

There are many people that are running in the race for blogger's choice awards, and I'm going to be one of them. I can be funny, intellectual, kind, and thankful at the same time, and if I win a category in the blogger's choice awards, I would be all those things at once. I'd write the longest post I've ever written just to thank everyone who voted for me. At 11 years ole, I'd probably be one of the youngest candidates in the awards race. I'm almost like Obama. I say that adults should not be the only candidates in a race. NO! I say that kids should at least get a good experience in the subject of politics, and the blogger's choice awards can be a very good experience for them. Children should not think that they are worth nothing until they mature, NO! I say that children should belive that they can do anything that an adult can do. (Technically, all physical people are worth $4.50. That's the values of the different resources.) Anyway, Children are just like adults, and since they are, they CAN do anything an adult can do. Children should get a chance to shine in the world of politics, starting with the Blogger's choice awards! We need a chance! As Obama said, people of one race should not have a chance to be president without another race having the chance. I want change in this country! He said that, so I say that people that have matured should not get a chance to win a blogger's choice award without the people who are not mature. So, vote for me, Scorpio! (By the way, would somebody please tell me what categories there ARE?)

If this is becoming more literate, I can't even imagine puberty!

It's amazing to think the thought, "what was I thinking!" after reading a less literate post, then see what you've gone through and see the present day posts! I was reading my early blog stages and laughing at what I had written over the year. I have come a long way since the first post, which was only 3 sentences long. Look here for a link, or you can just scroll down to the very bottom. http://bloggernamejonah.blogspot.com/2008/01/first-post.html. As you can probably see, being so excited about getting a digital journal, I started to post, then hilariously changed the subject. If you've taken the time to read my blog every step of the way, you can see that I've become immensely better at keeping the plot flowing. I will try to make these long posts, and since I hate typing any long thing except stories and posts, I can't imagine how much time it Jenny Julander to post her famous texas post. I want to be able to post and think like adults, so I can be ready when I hit puberty. I've really come a long way in blog posts and story chapters, so I'll be showing you exactly what I mean. As the post says, if this is becoming more literate and being able to keep a plot flowing, making longer posts on a regular basis, (not including chapters) for thos of you who are reading my blog for the first time, or after a long period of time, read my politics post to see what my first long un-chapter post was. I can't believe what I was thinking when I posted those hilarious, silly, foolish posts, then looking at the politics and other more literate posts of Will A. Blog, I can't help but giggle, snicker, then just start roaring with laughter at the silliness of my conscience when I got Will A. Blog on that faithful January 8 afternoon, when I first christened Will A. Blog, Blogger's Diary, Bloggername Jonah, complete with spelling mistake, then my conscience grew and named Will A. Blog what his name is today. If you've stayed with me every step of the way, you can see the evolution of an 11 year-old's mistakes and triumphs in blog puberty. I don't make shown spelling mistakes any more, and I don't plan to. Comment if you see a mistake. (no tricks.) "Thank You!" says Will A. Blog. I thank you, too.

AAAARRGGHH!

AARRGGHH! I AM TRYING TO GET THIS DARN BLOG LIST TO WORK! IT IS NOT COOPERATING! I REALLY WANT IT TO WORK, BUT IT WONT! CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEE!?

Apology

Alright blog, don't you have something to say? "(sigh)... I'm sorry bloggers. I just got a little over reactive because I wasn't used to having only one comment per post. I'll try not to do that again. But I'll demand more comments." BLOG! What a rude and selfish thing to say! "I'm sorry for that too."

IT'S ALIVE! (the blog)

(Note: this is not me, this is my blog speaking)
WHAT THE SCHNELL IS WRONG WITH YOU DARN BLOGGERS!? I GROW AT A REGULAR PACE, BUT THE ONLY PERSON WHO ACTUALLY READS ME IS JENNY JULANDER! I DEMAND THAT OTHER PEOPLE READ THIS! I WILL NOT POST WITHOUT GETTING AT LEAST ONE COMMENT! (This is me speaking next, trying to be heard over the rantings of my blog) JENNY JULANDER? CAN YOU PLEASE TELL OTHER PEOPLE ABOUT MY ANGRY BLOG IN A POST? BLOG! WOULD YOU BE QUIET!? I'M TRYING TO ASK A FAVOR! JENNY JULANDER, I WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF YOU TELL OTHER PEOPLE! BLOG!!! I'M NOT GOING TO TELL YOU AGAIN! QUIET DOWN! Thank you.

Politics

Yes, the dreaded topic. The fight of the millenium. Who's better? Mccain or Obama? Palin or Biden? The list goes on and on. I have just had a lengthy conversation with a friend who would have voted for Obama. He argued his point very well about why democrats are better than republicans, but I also did. Hopefully this will be the longest post i've ever made, not counting the chapters of my story. I say that the republicans are better because the democrats supported slavery in the mid-1800s. He says that not all democrats did. He says that at one time the Democrats and republicans were merged. After James Monroe was president though, the democratic-republicans disbanded, the democrats relying on jeffersonian beleifs. The democrats had the whig party merge with theirs, creating an even bigger democratic party. After the Kansas-Nebraska act was passed, anti-slavery democrats left the democrat party, merged with weakening parties, and created the republicans. At one time the African-Americans favored the republicans because they were anti-slavery, but began liking the democrats because of Franklin Roosevelt's New Deal programs. These programs gave economic relief to all people, even African-Americans. The early Civil Rights Movement by Lydon B. Johnson gave even more support to the Democrats from African-Americans. This position alienated the Southern white population, and split the parties. Most liberals going to the democratic, and the so called "Dixiecrats" and conservatives going to the republicans. He also says that the democrats were put through alot of labor, but most of that labor was for them getting a long line of presidents in the past century. Most people who vote for obama also vote because they believe the Keating-5 scandall. But Mccain stood up and said he was sorry to anyone who thought what he did was a scandall. Also, there were 4 democrats with him at that bank. These are the things we argued over. This was one of the hardest arguments I've ever been in, and I cant wait to participate in another, because I like a challenge.

Chapter Ten

A Great Ending

"HOORAY!!!! We did it!" shouted Kierrabeep.
"Well, we're not done being together, that's for sure." replied Josheyhonk.
"What do you mean?"
"Well, I've been thinking about you ever since you smooched me, and I've come to decision." He pulled something out of his pocket (yes, cars have pockets, how do you think Jonybeep held the spider if they didn't), opened it up, knelt down and said "Kierrabeep, will you marry me?"
"Oh, of course I will Josheyhonk! I've been waiting a long time for you to ask!"

The wedding was two weeks later, and almost everyone was there, and even better, Jonybeep was best man.
A car wedding is very different from a human wedding, but it still had the basic principles. A bishop came to the temple they got married in, seeing they were both religious, like Jonybeep. They said I do to each other when the time came, then they each laid a great big smooch right on each other. Then, out of kindness, Josheyhonk made Jonybeep the godfather if they had children. Jonybeep was thrilled when he heard that. After all, he is kind of like me in the story.

Chapter Nine

Skeleton Teeth

"So, all this time Doodeebeep the famous racecar was really the infamous Doddyhonk Flashbeep? I can't believe it!" Jonybeep answered to Josheyhonk's story of what happened to Doodeebeep.
"Yep, I couldn't either," replied Josheyhonk, "But now we have to stop Terrahonk once and for all!" They all went to the center of the operation, the Skelirator. What it was would've made you faint. It was a giant skull that was so scary even Josheyhonk would run for cover. What happens is the skull is fingerprint sensitive, meaning that only Terrahonk could operate it. Once it's given a command it shoots a red laser to a vat of oil, making it turn back into a fossil. After that Terrahonk used the flashlight to make it come to life. How they were going to trash it they had no idea. Suddenly, Jonybeep came out with a strange bottle with something inside that looked suspiciously like the redback spider they found earlier! "How did you shrink it?" Josheyhonk asked.
"It was never giant, it was a hologram, but it could still bump into something, making you know the energy field was also a hologram. Pretty neat trick huh?" Jonybeep replied.
"So, the way we're going to destroy this is the spider will grow big again, but how?"
"There's a device in him that makes him disappear, I captured him and put it in, and then the device makes a bigger hologram of him."
"Oh, so as I was saying, you're going to make him big, and then he's going to trash the skull?"
"Right"
"So let's do this!" Josheyhonk yelled.
"NOOOOOOO!!!!" yelled a new voice that turned out to be Terrahonk. "YOU CAN"T!" but it was too late. The skull was gone and the world was saved.

Chapter Eight

…But Then the Nest Was Gone

Immediately after Josheyhonk went in he saw he wasn't going to get anywhere without his companions because there was a thing he couldn't recognize, but Jonahbeep could, besides, what are companions for when they're not helping? Anyway, he went back out, and then came back in with Kierrabeep and Jonybeep, asking Jonybeep how they could get past what they were seeing. "Well, you probably wouldn't know what this is, but since I'm an arachnologist I would know it is a g-g-giant Australian Redback Spider!!!!!" Since they knew what it was, Jonybeep lured it away using an entire bucketful of tarantulas! When they had successfully lured it away they saw the battery in a high energy field! "GREAT! Just how are we going to get it now?" Kierrabeep whined. Her question was soon answered when the spider just skittered right through the barrier! "The energy field is a hologram!" Josheyhonk whispered. So as you might guess, they drove right through the barrier and grabbed the battery. After they reattached it, they realized the bigger problem was what Terrahonk would do when he saw that the battery was missing. Still, they couldn't let the velociraptor run free, so they drove to the campsite and Josheyhonk pressed Self Destruct.

Chapter Seven

Once There Was a Velociraptor Nest…

Well, as you can guess, they ran straight to the nesting ground, but of course it was too late. It was a good thing velociraptor don't eat metal, but that wouldn't be a problem. Josheyhonk pulled out the "camera" and pressed record, which was actually the self-destruct button, but nothing happened. He turned it upside down and saw the battery had been taken out! Terrahonk must have taken it out while he was unconscious. If he was to destroy the velociraptor, he would have to sneak into Terrahonk's lair and get it back, which was exactly what he was going to do. He drove back the way to the Twin Towers, which wasn't far because the nest was just outside New York. Just before he went inside, Kierrabeep drove up to him and whispered, "This is for you just in case you don't get back." And suddenly jumped up and kissed him. The entire thing lasted three seconds. Filled with new hope that he could win because of her kiss, he went in with confidence.

Chapter Six

Well, Josheyhonk couldn't mourn over Doodeebeep because Doodeebeep didn't exist! He couldn't mourn over Doddyhonk because he was an international terrorist. He had to find someone to fight with, because he couldn't do it alone. He looked throughout Sydney to find someone who he could trust, and found two people. Kierrabeep Toothonk and Jonybeep Beephonk.


Now that Josheyhonk had two new companions he once again set out to stop Skeleton Teeth. When reporters came to ask him about "Doodeebeep's" disappearance, he said that he was attacked by a shark, technically he did, but not by a shark they knew. He desperately tried to find anything that might lead him to Terrahonk. He tried looking for a car carrying a strange flashlight. Nothing. Suddenly Kierrabeep was at his side. "You've been working too hard. Let's go swimming at the beach."
"I can't. Skeleton Teeth could prevail if we waste any time playing and swimming."
"Still, here's a little something for you to think about." Kierrabeep gave him a little blow kiss on the check. After that she went to bed, seeing it was one o'clock in the morning! Josheyhonk stayed up the entire night, and was rewarded for his efforts with an article that said a car carrying a flashlight as if to hide it drove to the bone site of the velociraptor nesting ground. When he said where he was going next was the low-down rubble of the Twin Towers. Josheyhonk followed him there and saw him saying, "I'll take the cloaking device to the nesting ground and make them come to life!" Before Josheyhonk could stop him, he used the cloaking device and whacked him senseless. When he finally came to, he saw Kierrabeep watching Jonybeep patch up his leaks. Josheyhonk was surprised; he had no idea that Jonahbeep was a doctor-in-training. "I thought that I wanted to be a doctor, but I didn't like operating. I knew my basic first-aid, so I thought I could help some people. I was right." As soon as he was fixed, he told them all that had happened, and Kierrabeep then slapped him senseless. "YOU SHOULD HAVE BROUGHT US ALONG! THREE-AGAINST-ONE IS FAIR TO US!!!!!!!"
After blow kissing him, Josheyhonk was speechless that she needed so much anger management. Well, no time for that, they needed to catch Terrahonk.

Chapter Five

An Unsuspected Surprise

Well, as you might have guessed, the megalodon skeleton was now alive, and strangely, Doodeebeep had just disappeared. In another newspaper Josheyhonk found, it said that the megalodon was swimming in the Great Barrier Reef. Doodeebeep had just returned and they hurried in Josheyhonk's private jet to Sydney, and then went on a private speed boat to their destination. Suddenly, the megalodon popped out of the water so fast neither of them saw it until it was directly above them! It would have done a perfect dive had Doodeebeep not suddenly yelled "STOP!!" and had a strange gadget shaped like a video camera pop out of his windshield wiper and stop the shark. "Whoa, what is that?!" Josheyhonk yelled.
"I'm so sorry I had to deceive you, Josheyhonk. Now I can't, so this is my real name. Doddyhonk Flashbeep, and Terrahonk is my grandson. You heard about the incident on Mars didn't you? I staged it all. But after everyone yelled at me, I wanted to take revenge. You see, I thought that I wouldn't be angry when everyone was angry, but I was, so I decided to create Skeleton Teeth so I could rule the world, but now you know, so you need to be dead. I went to talk with Terrahonk when we were back at the university, just to tell you. Goodbye Josheyhonk." Doddyhonk let the megalodon resume its attack, but Josheyhonk jumped to the side at the last minute, and then tried to grab the video camera from Doddyhonk. They fought and fought and fought until suddenly, the megalodon thought Doddyhonk was Josheyhonk, so he ate him instead. Josheyhonk noticed the camera was lying on the deck, showing a self-destruct button. He pressed it.

Hurry!

I really need to make this post and another one! Cody and I are arguing over who's blog is shown on the main links bar! i need more posts!

OOOOOOOOOWWWWWW!

As the title implies, this post has something to do with pain. Midd L. Finger's pain to be exact. Who is Midd L. Finger? What does his name sound like!? My middle finger! His head has been cracked! In other words, my finger tip has been broken, and Midd needed 8 stitches. Actually, the only part that hurt was the numbing. "Yes it hurt!" says Midd.

Comments

Answering the first comment of the last post, yes, it is creepy.

Back On That Topic...

Yes, another arachnid. This time, the relative. This redback spider is among the deadliest spiders in the world. Originating in australia, this deadly spider rates #5 on the deadliest creatures of australia. This spider loves almost anything dark and is sometimes found in people's electric boxes.

Thanks

Thank you to Jenny Julander, for trying to find out what the heck Maunia and Sierra used to make the duck vending machine!

Ah, Arachnids

Ah, yes. The "creepiness" has been shown. Almost all all people hate scorpions. But not me. I LOVE scorpions. This scorpion just happens to be the most deadly scorpion in the world. My fellow bloggers, these are harmless creatures if handled correctly. Please do not be afraid of them. Many people hate them, but just as many people love them. Listen to my words.

Carnival!

To anyone who has read Jenny Julander's blog, you probably read about Maunia and Sierra's carnival. Well, Cody and I are trying to make our own carnival! I can't put any pictures in yet, but we have more games than Maunia and Sierra in both of their carnivals! We have a Find the Ace of Spades game, a Tennis Ball Throw, A Plate Throw, a poker-like game called Trump Card (Cody made it up), A Fishing Booth, a Memory Match, a Blindfold Balloon Pop, a Batting Green(We couldn't find a golf club, so we improvised, and we have made-up tickets called Pignahs (Idea came from Pooblas, also from the Julander blog). It's going to be so fun!

Princesses

My higher reasoning system I shouldn't be posting on this topic, but I am. Those of you who can't see the picture, I'm CINDERELLA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

Sorry

Yeah, sorry about the no posts. My mom has had my own blog blocked and hasn't unblocked it yet. I just figured out that i can still post so, sorry.

P.S: expect arachnid posts in the future

AAAAAAGGGHHH!

I took the disney princess quiz, and this is who I am!

At Last! The Fourth Chapter of the Story!

Chapter Four
Race to the Megalodon Skeleton

Doodeebeep and Josheyhonk both needed to try to find out where Terrahonk, his minion, and the megalodon skeleton were. Each one of them was frantically searching through any newspapers they could find. Finally, Doodeebeep found the location of the skeleton, and guessed that Terrahonk would try to get there as fast as he could. Josheyhonk found that a whole nesting ground of velociraptor had just been found, and again they needed to destroy Skeleton Teeth before Terrahonk could use it again. But something strange was going on. Could it be just coincidence that vicious fossils were being found, or did they also make a gadget that could create skeletons? Neither of them knew, but they needed to find Terrahonk as fast as they could, before there was a megalodon skeleton swimming in the sea. Of course, the first place they looked was the place where the megalodon skeleton was found. That was in the San Francisco bay. When they got there, they heard that the skeleton was taken to the University of San Francisco science building's yard. It had to be the yard because Megalodon is HUGE! It can grow as big as a bus, so you get why it had to be there. As they got there they were relieved to see that Terrahonk was not there, and then again, neither was the skeleton! Both of them knew that the skeleton had already been taken, and they surveyed everyone they could. Finally, someone said that a car that said he was an employee for the San Francisco Museum came and took it, and also said the car was holding a strange flashlight! They were too late; Terrahonk had gotten the skeleton before them.

Cute little wesley.

Yes, this is one of my new baby cousins. Isn't he cute? I certainly think so. And there's an added plus to me, my other baby cousin and my aunt are staying the weekend with us. Wouldn't it be great if you had that happen to you?

Ahem...

I do believe that no one is reading my blog, and no one is answering my webdings post. I can't force you, so i can only hope that people will come to their senses and read my blog once again.

I'm strange today.

Beep.

P.S.

You can translate what they say by copying and pasting it onto microsoft word, then highlight, then change to a readable text.

A new game of tag.

Alright, here it is. The game of tag is, you have to right out, what your favorite thing about summer is, Your least favorite thing about summer, what bug (Including arachnids) you hate the most, the worst nightmare you've ever had, and your favorite letter in the alphabet.. But here's the catch. They have to be in complete sentences, and in WEBDINGS. So here goes. My favorite thing about summer is that you can swim all day and you dont have to go to school. My least favorite thing about summer is that you are so hot and the annoying buzz of the cicadas makes you crack up. The bug I hate the most is the killer bee, no contest. MY favorite letter in the alphabet is the letter x because you have to pronounce it differently when it's in different spots. My worst night mare was when I dreamed I got eaten by a shark in my own pool.
I am going to tag Coco the great, Curty, And Jen Byers.

Happy Father's Day to grandpa from dad

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Congratulations to Cousin Kyle

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Announcement

I know that the JibJab card i posted says happy birthday MOM, but since i shared it from another and it was for HER mom. So this JibJab card is for Curtis.

Eli goes crazy from this

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Pioneer children games

All right. I know I haven't posted in a while, so here's another one. You see, my big brother and sister went on  the Zion's Trek, which was basically a 3-day hike while pulling handcarts and acting like they're kids from the 1800's. So, my dad wanted me and curtis (Don't ask me why i didn't put cody too) to research a few pioneer games. Well, here's the report.

Pioneers had many different games to entertain themselves during the 2000 mile trip to oregon and other places. Some games were, rolling the hoop, making dolls, leap frog, hopscotch, horseshoes, and hide and seek. Some of those games would seem pretty strange to do during a hike, but the children wanted any excuse to get out of working instead. When they were rarely inside, they would play games like I spy, jacks, tic-tac-toe, cards, checkers, and marbles. These games helped them pass the time. Some of the mormon pioneers also played games like, pull the stick, and Helaman's stripling warriors. As you can see, there are many many things the pioneer children could do while taking a break from working. Heck, maybe you could even try a few. Yeah, try a few. See what it was like for the pioneers to live without TV.

Fame! (or at least a few seconds of it.)

As my mom said on HER blog, yesterday was a state holiday, Arizona State Quarter Day. (You're probably wondering why i said the fame part, because that's what this post is 'sposed to be about) Well, after mom took pictures of us with our new shiny quarters, a reporter came over and started interviewing mom and me! It was a pretty amazing day, and afterwards, we got MINT ice cream! Get it?

Tag! I'm it.

I got tagged by Hannah for a quiz. So without further ado,



List three joys:

1. Playing the Wii. I'm surprised I became a pro at bowling two days after we got it.
2. Cuddling with my family.
3. Alexandra Bennet



List three fears:

1. That I will faint in school.
2. A very scary dream about getting eaten by a shark with the Mythbusters narrator saying, "Bye bye" just before I get eaten. After i get eaten, it feels like i've really lost body parts. The reason is those body parts have fallen asleep.
3. That I will die as a kid, or that Cody dies.
List three goals:

1. To finally beat everyone with Meta Knight on Brawl.
2. To finally do a chin up.
3. To become the most famous arachnologist in the world.

List three obsessions:

1. ARACHNIDS! These creepy crawlies just fascinate me.
2. The Wii! It's so fun!
3. Books! I don't know why, but I love reading.

List three random facts.
1. A spider's web starts out as a liquid.
2. The most venomous thing in the world is a frog.
3. Killer bees are bad.

Well, that's it. I think I'll tag curtis and the Christensens.

WWWWWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes, the title says it all. We finally got a WII! Plus, we got the hottest game on the market, Super Smash Bros. BRAWL! Also, to anyone who has read The Thirteenth Reality, I've made a Mistress Jane Mii! Finally, I've beaten everyone at bowling almost every time! I'm so happy!

Yucch... (Does ANYBODY want to be in a churning stomach replica with real acid?)

Chapter Three

Down the Digestive Tract

“RRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAR!” the dinosaur growled, and ran towards the two terrified cars, when suddenly one turned away. The dinosaur, furious, ran to that car. That car was Josheyhonk, and he was running, (or rather, driving) toward the giant body while Doodeebeep was driving to the body controls. Doodeebeep was in a position that was spewing more peer pressure than ever before at him. If he screwed up he would lose the life his dearest friend, and to believe that this started with a simple vacation! Even now, Terrahonk was trying to bring the Megalodon skeleton to life using that ghastly gadget. Josheyhonk was getting closer and closer to the tongue, which was up a steep ramp, then burst in. As soon as he had gone in, Doodeebeep pressed escape. When the dinosaur tried to follow, Doodeebeep pressed digest. The dinosaur roared as the acid enveloped him. “Great! Now we need to find where Terrahonk is, and stop him from using Skeleton Teeth again.” Josheyhonk exclaimed in joy. This was the strangest day he had ever had.

Grrrrrrrr...

Chapter Two

Danger Dinosaur

They broke into the museum, acting as security night guards, and just in time, hid behind one of the exhibits as the man appeared. He was holding a strange gadget that looked like a flashlight, and met up with the one and only, Terrahonk Flashbeep! This car was the reason the cars and the humans almost went to war in the year 4097, which was 30 years ago, and no one knew he was still alive! “HOLY MACKEREL!” Josheyhonk yelled in a whisper, “I thought he was dead!” Then, the unthinkable happened. The gadget let off a flash of light, almost like a stun grenade. “Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…”
“It works! Skeleton Teeth works!” The man laughed. Doodeebeep and Josheyhonk both realized what Skeleton Teeth was, and froze in horror. It was a gadget used to make skeletons come alive, and the dinosaur skeleton had been affected! “Uh oh, Doodeebeep, come look at this!” Josheyhonk whispered. He sounded really freaked out. He was looking at a newspaper, reading that a Megalodon skeleton had just been found! “Oh no! He’s going to make the skeleton come alive using Skeleton Teeth!” Doodeebeep whispered, “We need to stop him, but first we have to take out the dinosaur! Luckily, it’s just a T-Rex. Wait, a T-Rex! This isn’t going to be easy.” The dinosaur had just set eyes on them, but had gotten distracted when they turned on their headlights, Doodeebeep being the only racecar that did have headlights. In the brief moment that the dinosaur turned away, they drove to a different hiding place. Luckily, the man and car had gone away just minutes ago, had they left three minutes later the dinosaur would’ve eaten the other cars. “How in the world are we going to beat him? He’s a skeleton!” Josheyhonk wondered. The dinosaur then saw them, and Doodeebeep had the perfect idea. Quickly, they ran to yet another exhibit. If the dinosaur ran into a giant sized exhibit of the human’s body functions, which had a digestive function, he would dissolve in the acid that was put in! “Josheyhonk, I need you to drive into the body, I’ll be at the controls, and the dinosaur won’t see me. I’ll press the escape button to get you out, then I’ll press the digest button to melt the dinosaur with the acid they put in to make it realistic.” Doodeebeep was surprised he could say that in one breath. “All right, let’s destroy that dinosaur and stop Terrahonk and his Skeleton Teeth!” Josheyhonk yelled, and the dinosaur heard him. “Oops.”

Apocalypse (in 3019 years)...

The first chapter and prologue of my story.
Prologue
The Seven Planets

Hi, my name’s Doodeebeep. I’m an intelligent talking car,
in the year 5027 that is. I work for CANA, the Car And NASA Association. At least, I did. All that changed when I was sent on a mission to Mars. We noticed that something strange was happening in the core, so they sent me to investigate it. It just so happened that sulpheric acid had created holes leading to the core. When frozen, it can support life, and poisonous mushrooms were overrunning. I had no choice but to destroy the planet. (don't ask me how it froze, i don't know.)




Chapter One

A Little Eavesdropping

CRASH!!!!!! Doodeebeep had just crashed in the championship NASCAR race! A while later he was back at home, and he was reliving everything that had happened since the incident on Mars. After authorizing the destruction of Mars, everyone at CANA headquarters was angry at him, so he finally was fed up with it and quit. Ever since then he had been wondering what career he would get to get money to live. Then he had seen the big NASCAR race on TV. He decided he would try to become a racecar. It had worked out perfectly, and then came the crash. What happened was a stupid driver who was an alcoholic got drunk and drove over to Doodeebeep accidentally, making him fall off the course. "You know what; I think I'm stressed from trying to win so many races. I need a vacation, and I'll take along my friend and multitrillionaire Josheyhonk Beepnotes. He's my favorite pop singer, but where should I go? I'll go to New York! No one knows me there!" So, a week later, Doodeebeep and Josheyhonk were in New York, staying in the most luxurious hotel around. Then, everything changed. It happened when they were VIPs in the Museum of Natural History. Doodeebeep saw a suspicious looking man sneak into an off-limits security office. They followed, and eavesdropped on what he was saying on the phone. "Meet me at the Museum of Natural History Saturday night, I'll show you what the operation is to look like. Once you see it, you'll agree, Skeleton Teeth must not fail."
Makes you want to read more, doesn't it?

Hi There!

Hello, and how do you like my new template and title to the blog?

To anyone

How do you change the name of your blog? Comment to tell me!

Wrong one!

If you thought i was refering to Heaps Of Words Two on the post before Second Poll, WRONG! I am refering to the post, READ THIS BLOG!

second poll

This poll is on what your favorite movie is out of four.
- High School Musical 2
- Batman Begins
- Spider-man 3
- Transformers
P.S: if you don't like this one, sorry. This was meant for fifth graders

About post number four...

I say what is said on blog post number four.

Newsy woozy shmoozy

YAY! the HATS class is making a school newspaper! The first edition comes out february 25th. i write a column on any subject, plus i write the weekly poll, the first one is what your favorite author out of these is.
- Susan Cooper (author of The Dark Is Rising sequence)
- J.K. Rowling (you know what she wrote!)
- Chris D'lacey (Author of The Fire Within, Icefire, and Fire Star.)
- Barbara Park (Wrote Junie B. Jones)

heaps of words 2

this Heaps of words post is about the words in books. you have no idea how big my vocabulary is! it's so big because i've read about, 1,005 books! because of that , i won the most books read in 3rd grade! the prize was a barnes and noble gift card, a cat in the hat watch, and candy. this should teach you that reading gets you what you want.

hats

if you want to know what HATS is, read my brother's blog, kidwithexperiences.blogspot.com

ooh, pretty

you know, cortina has special teachers that come once a day, and a different teacher comes everyday. our science teacher told the HATS kids that we could do powerpoints on the things that aren't in the space section of our science book. i'm doing black holes. some of the pictures are pretty cool.(hence, the name, ooh, pretty.) i can't wait to show it to the class.

read this blog!

hey! someone has to read this!

heaps of words!

i just got the school spelling list for the spelling bee! there are like, i don't know, three hundred words! and the spelling bee is next week! i'll have to study for hours to get all of them right!(though i already know most of them.)

school school don't be late

what is it about school that makes kids hate it? seriously, kids in my class just don't want to learn! as for me, i'm what dumb kids call a nerd, but in my opinion, i'm just somehow smart. if you've read cody's blog(kid with a thousand experiences) you'll know that a kid named connor yells" BURRITOES!!!!" a lot! blah blah yada yada yada. Bye!

first post

wow! i just got this blog today! I can't wait to outpost cody byers. well, i have this crazy friend named josh teague. he always annoys me. well, gotta go!